More Bumper Sticker Philosophy
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
