Other deep thoughts...

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why isn't 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds? Where are Preparations A through G?
Originally published November 14, 2002.