Random Thoughts for Today
Published Jan 01, 1900
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If Superman was bulletproof, then why did he duck every time someone threw a gun at him?
If olive oil comes from squashed olives, then where does baby oil come from?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
