Still More Bumper Stickers . . . June 2000
Published Jan 01, 1900
* I thought I wanted a career...
but paychecks will do fine.
* I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
* I pretend to work. . .
They pretend to pay me.
* Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
* Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
* Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
* I started out with nothing &
still have most of it left.
* A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
* I'm just working here till a good
fast-food job opens up.
* You! Off my planet!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
