The Facts of Life?
Published Jan 01, 1900
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. A diplomat is someone who can say nice doggie until he can find a rock. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
