The Wisdom of the Road-More Bumper Stickers
Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Forget World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
We're spending our children's' inheritance.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
Born Free... Taxed to Death.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
No Radio - Already Stolen
My son is an honor student at the state correctional facility.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 of ammunition.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
A man with worms is never alone.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
Imagination is the foundation of reality.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
Don't take my signals literally.
Life is a terminal disease!
It's been Monday all week.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
