Christmas One-Liners
Published Jan 01, 1900
How would you fire Santa? What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved? If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? What do you call a gigantic polar bear? What did the grape say to the raisin? What do elves learn in school? What do elves put on their candy canes? What do penguins ride? What do you call a snowman on roller blades? What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Give him the sack...
Toys will be toys.
A Holly Davidson.
Have an ice day!
I really go fir you!
Nothing, you just run away!
'Tis the season to be jelly.
The Elf-abet!
Their tongues.
Ice-Cycles.
Snow mobile.
Krispy Kringle
Originally published December 15, 2008.
