Co-ed Hunting
A wife displeased about being a hunting widow, secretly bought a gun, got a hunting license, purchased camoflauge, and took shooting lesssons so she could hunt with her husband. On the first day of hunting season, her husband was about to leave when, to his amazement she shows up all decked out with gun in hand.
"Where are you going?" asked the husband.
"Hunting with you," replied the wife.
"You can't go because you have no license and don't know how to shoot a gun." remarked the husband.
"Yes I do, I bought a gun, got a license, and took shooting lessons. I'm going!" she demanded.
Sensing that it was useless, he said,"ok."
When they got out to the field the husband took her to a tree stand, placed her in it and told her not to move and make sure she shot at a deer and not another hunter. Then the husband made his way to his stand. Shortly, 3 shots rang out from the direction of his wife. The husband jumped down from his stand and began making his way to his wife. While some distance away he could hear his wife shouting, "It's my deer. It's MY deer!"
As he got closer he saw a man beside his wife and heard him say, "Ok, lady. You can have the deer. Just let me get my saddle off him first!"
Originally published April 24, 2011.
