Coming Home
Published Jul 17, 2003
Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, she arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C. airport.
This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United States and Canada, where her husband was asked: "What is your reason for entering the country?" and "How long are you planning to stay?"
He replied that he was picking his wife up at the airport after her trip to England.
Without missing a beat, the guard asked two more questions in the same businesslike tone: "Is the house clean?" and "Are there fresh flowers on the table?"
Originally published July 25, 2009.
