Corporate Quips
Published Jun 15, 2003
Corporate managers are always a good source of memorable quotes. Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top.
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.
This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.
We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.
Originally published June 22, 2009.
