Don't Look Now . . .
Published Mar 31, 2003

While driving his children to school, a father was running late, so he made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Oh, no!" the father exclaimed. "I just made an illegal turn!"
"Aw, don't worry, Dad," one child said. "The police cruiser behind us just did the same thing."
Originally published May 03, 2009.