3rd Graders Reasons For Not Turning In Homework
Published Jan 01, 1900
My dog ate it. My mom thought it was garbage and threw it away. My brother did it instead of his own. My little sister flushed it down the toilet. My sister shot it full of holes with a B.B. gun. It got wet in the rain. Someone shredded it. It got lost in a tidal wave. An alien took it. He wanted to see an example of human intelligence. I went to see a movie instead. I threw up on it. I spilt my chocolate milk on it. I just lost it somehow. My homework went in with the wash. I forgot it at school. My sister colored all over it. My mom fried it. My dad mailed it to Barney. My friend switched mine with his. I used it to clean up. I don't know. It just went somewhere. I had to go to bed. My mom hid it on me.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
