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4th Graders Complete the Cliches...

Jan 01, 1900
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4th Graders Complete the Cliches...

Better be safe than... Punch a 5th grader.

Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.

Strike while the... bug is close.

You can lead a horse to water but... How?

A miss is as good as a... Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new... Math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the... Pigs.

An idle mind is... The best way to relax.

It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.

Where there's smoke, there's... Pollution.

Happy the bride who... Gets all the presents.

A penny saved is... Not much.

Two's company, three's... The musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... You have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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