A Bad Report Card
Published Jan 01, 1900
Peter walked up to his teacher's desk, holding a report card with a big red "F".
"If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can."
"Why is that?" asked the teacher.
"Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more failing report card, someone was going to get a beating."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
