Ain't Got No Crayons...
Published Jan 01, 1900
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Bubba came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Jones, I ain't got no crayons." "Bubba," Miss Jones said, "you mean, 'I don't have *any* crayons.' You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?" "Not really," Bubba said shaking his lil' head, "What happened to all them there crayons?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
