Back to School Jokes
Published Jan 01, 1900
Teacher: Myron, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Myron : Me! Teacher: Frankie, why do you always get so dirty? Frankie: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Ellen : Hey Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so, honey. What do you want me to write? Ellen : Your name on this report card. Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. . . Stephen: Ah, you can't fool us, Teacher! Snakes don't have feet.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
