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College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version

Nov 30, 2002
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College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version
College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version

Time Limit: 2 WKS

What language is spoken in France?

Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions-OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE A PLAY

What religion is the Catholic Pope?
(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check only one)

Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
(a) Bed time (b) 5:00 (c) am or pm? (d) Happy hour

How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners (d) foreigners

Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky (e) Prince

Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes (b) no (c) He wasn't my relative

What are coat hangers used for?

The American Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium- OR- Just spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

Where is the basement in a three story building located?

Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Europe

Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify . . . . .

Originally published December 07, 2002.

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