Educational Jokes

Elementary School Excuse Notes

Dec 18, 2003
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Elementary School Excuse Notes

'Tommy was not in school yesterday because he thought it was Saturday.'
'Diane was late on Wednesday. She fell asleep on the bus and was taken
back to the bus yard.'
'Scott didn't practice last night because he lost his tooth in the
mouthpiece of his trumpet.'
'Eric hurt his knee in a karate tournament over the weekend. He won his
age group, but was in too much pain to do his math assignment.'
'Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday and she did not bring him to
school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school was.'

Originally published December 19, 2003.

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