Fractured Science
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. Equator: a menagerie lion running around Earth through Africa. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O, and U.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
