Freshman English
Published Jan 01, 1900
In the first Freshman English class of the semester, the professor stated "Let us establish some examples about opposites. Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"Fine. And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation," she replied with a smile.
"Very good. And you, Mr. Cates, what is the opposite of woe?"
"I believe that would be 'giddy up'".....
Originally published November 14, 2002.
