From The College Dictionary
Published Jan 01, 1900
Cafeteria: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.
Major: Area of study that no longer interest you
Student Athlete: See "contraction in terms"
Grade: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment
Summer School: A viable alternative to a summer job.
Quarter: The most coveted form of currency on campus.
Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
