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Harvard-Bound Student!

Mar 08, 2003
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Harvard-Bound Student!
Little Rita came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"

"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in the living room and tell me about it."

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math, and 20 in science."

Originally published March 09, 2003.

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