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"How Gullible Are We?"

Oct 11, 2005
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"How Gullible Are We?"

A number of years ago a freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And, for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting

2. it is a major component in acid rain

3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

4. accidental inhalation can kill you

5. it contributes to erosion

6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was.

Dihydrogen monoxide is water!

The title of his prize winning project:  "How Gullible Are We?"

Originally published October 12, 2005.

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