It's In The Grants
Published May 26, 2003
I work in a department that is supported by grants.
On his first day, my new Boss delivered some bad news. He said, "Unfortunately your last Boss failed to apply for the grant that supports your work. You will be terminated at the end of this month. Did you know that?"
Admittedly, I was unprepared for this, but I was not shocked. Two weeks before the end of my tenure, the new Boss came to me.
He said, "Before you go, please submit the lesson plans you would have used for the next three months."
I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, those lesson plans were covered in the grant. Didn't you know that?"
Originally published May 27, 2003.
