More of You Might Be A College Student. . .
If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy. If you wake up 10 minutes before class. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them. If your social life consists of a date with the library. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class. If you celebrate when you find a quarter. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself. If you get more sleep in class than in your room. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
