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Pencils?

Mar 13, 2005
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Pencils?

Teacher:  Donald, where is your pencil?

Donald:  Me no got a pencil.

Teacher:  "No, no, Donald. Say, 'I don't have a pencil; you don't have a pencil; he doesn't have a pencil; we don't have a pencil; they don't have a pencil.' Do you see?"

Donald:  "No! Where'd all the pencils go?"

Originally published March 14, 2005.

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