Really Neat Things About Home Schooling

From "The Dog Ate My Lesson Plan!" by Jim Erskine
There are no gym socks to wash.
The teacher-pupil ratio is great.
You can celebrate your birthday with a school holiday.
When your child misbehaves in school, you're the first one to know.
You never have to ask, "So, what did you learn about in school today?"
(You don't have to worry about they learned in school today, either)
You don't have to buy "Back to School" clothes.
School prayer is encouraged.
Your kids don't have to get used to a new teacher every year.
Originally published November 14, 2002.