Science Class

A science teacher brought his 3 year old son to school with him, so he could show his son what he did. While teaching class, his son said.
Look Daddy a paramecium!
The father and all the students were astonished that a three year old new a large word like that. Then they noticed the boy pointing to the back of the room. He was pointing at a cage with two white mice in it.
And said again, look Daddy a pair of meice see'um.
Originally published November 14, 2002.