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Science Class: What Kids Say

Jan 01, 1900
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Science Class: What Kids Say

* - You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

* - There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because so many people are stomping around there these days.

* - Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

* - Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

* - Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

* - One of the main causes of dust is DIRT.

* - In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

* - Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

* - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

* - Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

* - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an aviator.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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