Smart Kid
Published Jan 01, 1900

Who said children are getting dumber every year? Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves: TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
Originally published November 14, 2002.