The Calculus Professor
Published Jan 01, 1900
On the first day of a semester, the Calculus Professor, clad in his usual flannel shirt, work pants, and boots, was cleaning the blackboard. Two freshmen entered his classroom and took seats. After he finished and without saying a word, the Professor proceeded to write out a series of equations for his upcoming class. One student looked at the other with a look of fear on his face and said, "Wow, this is a tough school! Look, even the janitor knows calculus."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
