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The Frogs' Fortune

Aug 21, 2005
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The Frogs' Fortune

A frog goes to have his fortune told. The swami looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."

The swami says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class." 

Originally published August 22, 2005.

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