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The New Math

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The New Math

The math teacher posed this problem, "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One fifth is to go to his wife, one fifth is to go to his son, one sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

The savvy student answered, "A lawyer!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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