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Published Jan 01, 1900
The principal was very proud of his school's academic record. "It is very impressive." said one parent who was considering sending his son there. "How do you maintain such high standards?" "Simple," said the principal. "The school motto says it all." "What's that?" asked the parent. "If at first you don't succeed, you're expelled."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
