What Will You Remember?

The Portland Oregonian asked students of local high schools the following question: "What's the one thing you learned this year that you'll remember for the rest of your life?"

When changing into a costume at school, be sure to remember where you put your pants. - Alice Beckett, Aloha H.S.

You really do have to use a No. 2 pencil. - Kevin Lynn, Gresham H.S.

When your kneecap is dislocated, DON'T let your friends try to fix it. Wait for the paramedics. - Jamie Carter, Benson H.S.

Always remember to ask before you throw pie all over your room. - Charlene Mercer, Aloha H.S.

It is very lonely in my locker. - Nathan Hinkle, Benson H.S.

I learned that even the lunch lady doesn't know what's in the food we eat. - Matthew Volker, Aloha H.S.

As far as tools of intimidation go, the spatula is not especially effective. - Eric Qualheim, Gresham H.S.

A lot of people are idiots, but if you tell them they are they'll stop being an idiot. - Ashley Maier, Aloha H.S.

Girlfriends cost a lot and I'm broke as a joke. - John Goshorn, Benson H.S.

Never use the boys' restroom no matter how bad you have to go. - Kimberly Hanson, Benson H.S.

You have to jump through a lot of hoops for a hat with a stupid tassel. - Meaghan Brady, Lincoln H.S.