You Might Be A College Student ....
Published Jan 01, 1900
If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. If you consider Macaroni and Cheese a balanced meal. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't. If you go to Target more than 3 times a week. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free," even if it makes you sick."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
