20th Anniversary.....
Published Oct 16, 2002
Two middle-aged men were talking and one said to the other, "Tony, you're having an anniversary soon, right?"
Tony replied, "Yup, a big one... 20 years of marriage."
"Wow," said the first man, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary? It's got to be something pretty special"
Tony replied, "We're going on a trip to Australia."
"Wow, Australia, that's some gift!" said the first man. "That's going to be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?"
"Go over and fetch her back."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
