A Bit Down on Men...
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes!
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
How are men and parking spots alike?
All the good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .
Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today"
Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear"
Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?"
Says She: "Well, the air bag works..."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
