A Few Thoughts On Marriage
Published Sep 22, 2002
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. --Benjamin Franklin
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. -- Elaine Boosler
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.-- Phyllis Diller
Originally published November 14, 2002.
