A Handy Guide for Men

DANGEROUS....What's for dinner?
SAFER....Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST....Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....Are you wearing that?
SAFER....Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST....WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....What are you so worked up about?
SAFER....Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST....Here's fifty bucks.
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....Should you be eating that?
SAFER....You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST....Can I get you a glass of water with that?
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS....What did you do all day?
SAFER....I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST....I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE....Have some more chocolate.