Adam and Eve
Published Jan 01, 1900
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. EVE: "You're running around with other women." ADAM: "You're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. ADAM: "What do you think you're doing?" EVE: "Counting your ribs."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
