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Adam and Eve

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Adam and Eve

God made Adam & He rested. Then he made Eve. Since then -- No one's rested !

Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.

Guys, the next time your wife bests you in an argument. Look at her evenly & calmly say, "Ya' know... sometimes I think I'd rather have my rib back.

God was wise in making Adam first. Had He made Eve first, He'd still be "fixing things" Eve wanted changed in man.

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tre e that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.

Just think. When Eve said she had nothing at all to wear -- She meant it !

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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