Advice on His Diet
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q: My wife says I should cut down on meat, and eat more fruits and vegetables. A: Your wife just doesn't grasp logistical efficiencies the way you do. Look, what does a cow eat? Corn. And what's corn?
A vegetable. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of slop.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
