Aging Gracefully

Three older gals were chatting about the problems of aging gracefully. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Oh yes, Ethel, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."