Bad Decision at the Accident Scene

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman looks at the man and says, "So you're a man; I'm a woman. That's interesting.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God...We were destined to meet like this and be lovers and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of vintage wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, Opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"