Bank Loan
Published Jun 15, 2003
A woman went to the bank and applied for a loan.
"I want a loan, I'm going to divorce my husband."
"Oh, we don't give loans for divorces" the manager says "We make loans for automobiles, businesses, home improvements...."
The woman interrupts and says "Well, this would certainly be a 'Home Improvement.'
Originally published June 16, 2003.
