Barbie, the Matchmaking Waitress
Published Oct 26, 2002
Barbie, a waitress, decided to put her matchmaking skills to the test with our mutual friend Mike. She figured that Sandy, another friend who seemed to have much in common with Mike, would be an ideal date.
One day Mike came into the restaurant when Sandy was also there. Barbie dragged Mike over to Sandy's table and introduced the two. Then she watched as Mike put his arm around the young woman and said in his best mock-seductive voice, "Hello, Sandy."
"You guys know each other?" Barbie asked.
"We sure do," said Mike. "She's my sister."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
