Be Big!
Published Jan 01, 1900

A certain man was smitten by a young woman, but was so timid he never had the courage to speak to her.
In fact, he told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.
"Well," his therapist responded, "If you want to get the girl you'll just have to be a little boulder!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.