Gender/Age Battles

Birthday/Anniversary Card

Jan 01, 1900
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Birthday/Anniversary Card

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.'

The clerk replied, 'We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?'

The man said, 'You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events.

You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday.'

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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