Blame the Cook
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We've been married ten years, and every night my husband has complained about dinner. Not one night without complaining about the food." The other woman said, "That's awful. Doesn't it bother you?" The first one said, "Not in the slightest." Said the other woman, "You must be a saint!" To which, the first woman replied, "Why should I object? A lot of people don't like their own cooking."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
